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Lineage: Granny Skunk × Maui Wowie
Type: Balanced Hybrid (Sativa-Leaning with Heirloom Funk)

Description:

Granny Skunk x Maui Wowie is a bold and nostalgic hybrid that blends the pungent, skunky funk of Granny Skunk with the tropical uplift and sweetness of Maui Wowie. This cross fuses East Coast grit with island sunshine — producing a cultivar that is loud in aroma, potent in effect, and rich in old-school character.

On the nose, expect deep skunk, tropical fruit, and citrus funk, with hints of overripe mango, fuel, and pine. The flavor follows with a thick, funky inhale and a smoother, fruity finish that coats the palate. A throwback experience with a modern twist.

Flavor & Aroma Notes:

  • Top: Classic skunk, mango, citrus peel

  • Middle: Pine, tropical haze, garlic

  • Finish: Musky fuel, sour herbs, earthy funk

Likely dominant terpenes include Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, and Humulene.

Growing Notes:

  • Flowering Time: 9–11 weeks

  • Structure: Medium to tall with strong branches and classic hybrid growth

  • Yield: Medium to high

  • Training: Responds well to topping, LST, and trellising

  • Stretch: 1.5x–2x

  • Feeding: Moderate-heavy feeder. Benefits from nitrogen-rich soils early on, with phosphorus and potassium support through flowering. Organic top-dressings bring out the terp profile.

  • Pest Resistance: Good — dense leaves should be thinned late in veg to reduce pest microclimates. Watch for leafhoppers outdoors.

  • Mildew Resistance: Above average — prefers airflow and moderate humidity during late bloom. Can thrive indoors or out.

  • Stress Response: Stable overall. Handles topping and training well. Not overly sensitive to environmental swings, but extreme photoperiod interruptions may trigger nanners in skunk-leaning phenos.

Experience:

A stony, balanced high that starts with mental elevation and clarity, then eases into a deep, body-centered calm. Ideal for late afternoons, creative flow, or evening wind-downs — especially for fans of true skunk terps and full-spectrum flavor.

Lineage: Granny Skunk × Maui Wowie
Type: Balanced Hybrid (Sativa-Leaning with Heirloom Funk)

Description:

Granny Skunk x Maui Wowie is a bold and nostalgic hybrid that blends the pungent, skunky funk of Granny Skunk with the tropical uplift and sweetness of Maui Wowie. This cross fuses East Coast grit with island sunshine — producing a cultivar that is loud in aroma, potent in effect, and rich in old-school character.

On the nose, expect deep skunk, tropical fruit, and citrus funk, with hints of overripe mango, fuel, and pine. The flavor follows with a thick, funky inhale and a smoother, fruity finish that coats the palate. A throwback experience with a modern twist.

Flavor & Aroma Notes:

  • Top: Classic skunk, mango, citrus peel

  • Middle: Pine, tropical haze, garlic

  • Finish: Musky fuel, sour herbs, earthy funk

Likely dominant terpenes include Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, and Humulene.

Growing Notes:

  • Flowering Time: 9–11 weeks

  • Structure: Medium to tall with strong branches and classic hybrid growth

  • Yield: Medium to high

  • Training: Responds well to topping, LST, and trellising

  • Stretch: 1.5x–2x

  • Feeding: Moderate-heavy feeder. Benefits from nitrogen-rich soils early on, with phosphorus and potassium support through flowering. Organic top-dressings bring out the terp profile.

  • Pest Resistance: Good — dense leaves should be thinned late in veg to reduce pest microclimates. Watch for leafhoppers outdoors.

  • Mildew Resistance: Above average — prefers airflow and moderate humidity during late bloom. Can thrive indoors or out.

  • Stress Response: Stable overall. Handles topping and training well. Not overly sensitive to environmental swings, but extreme photoperiod interruptions may trigger nanners in skunk-leaning phenos.

Experience:

A stony, balanced high that starts with mental elevation and clarity, then eases into a deep, body-centered calm. Ideal for late afternoons, creative flow, or evening wind-downs — especially for fans of true skunk terps and full-spectrum flavor.